Our little man is getting so, so feisty lately. Granted, he has Emma as an example and she can get her feist on quite a bit. However, at almost 3, he can be quite dramatic. Terrible Two's FOR SURE!
Anyway, today was a doozy....
This morning, Tim was getting the kids ready as I was at work. Evan wakes up starving - every morning! Many times, his first sentence is "Mama, I HUNGY!" "Mama, my tummy hurt. I hungy!" So, Tim many times will feed the kids snacks (aka. oreo cookies) before they go to daycare. This morning, Evan wanted an apple. (he eagerly helps himself to our cupboards, our refrigerators, and our freezer now. Yesterday, he woke up from nap and of course, he was hungy, so he walked directly to the freezer and pulled out two cartons of ice cream.) Anyway, this particular morning, Evan wanted an apple. So, after much debate, Tim washed it, peeled it, and sliced it and gave it to Evan. Evan only ate half of it and Emma started lecturing him on how he was wasting food and that many kids are hungry and don't have food. (yes, I have no idea where she gets this stuff from) Anyway, Evan decides to take action. He points at her and says, "Emma - you stop talking!" over and over... "Emma, stop talking!"
Then, tonight the kids had two mylar balloons; one for each kid. Man, Evan loves balloons. Emma, doesn't really care about balloons, but lately enjoys ANYTHING that Evan does to fight with him and give him a hard time. So, Evan is playing with both balloons while Emma is playing Rapunzel. He proceeds to pop one balloon and of course, it had to be Emma's balloon. No, big deal, as Emma wasn't playing with it anyway, right? No - you are wrong. SO WRONG! Emma decides to freak out that Evan broke her balloon. So, what does Evan do? I wish he would leave it alone... but he cannot. It is not in his nature. He decides to jump on the balloon, repeatedly. Over, and over, and over. just popping it and squishing it even more. Emma starts screaming and crying because Evan popped her balloon and won't give it to her. Evan is smiling and loving life because Emma is upset and hollering at him. I, well ignore it for the most part, as I am making supper and I figure they need to get along in life. Finally, I put Evan in time out and throw away Emma's balloon away as I decided it was time for me to intervene.
Unfortunately, Evan decides to get out of the time out corner, just as Tim gets home from work and I have just about had enough of it. Evan pulls out Emma's balloon from the garbage and starts jumping on it again JUST TO IRRITATE EMMA. Of course, it works. So, once again, Emma is crying, Evan is smiling, and I am ready for a stiff drink. Tim takes swift action and takes away the broken balloon. Then, he takes Evan's balloon away from him (the only one still standing) and gives it to Emma proclaiming, "Evan - you don't have a balloon anymore. Your balloon is now Emma's. Evan, you sit in time out and think about what you have done." Now, by this time, Emma is smiling and taunting Evan with the balloon and Evan completely blows a gasket. Tim picks up a screaming and kicking Evan and puts him in time out. I continue making supper, but feel bad for the little boy who is getting his new favorite toy taken away and given to a girl who really doesn't care about it anyway.
The joys of having kids....
Finally, after supper, Emma let's Evan have his balloon back, she goes back to playing Rapunzel, and I am thankful that I am working from home tomorrow and can get rid of all balloons. :-)
Later tonight it was nice, as Emma and I were in the house doing our cleaning chores and Evan was outside helping Tim. Evan really does idolize Tim and wants to help him with whatever job he is doing. They were putting grass seeds in bare spots on the grass and Evan was loving this job and time with his Dad. He was carrying around a garden hoe and would find bare spots in the yard. Evan would work up the dead, brown grass and then would sprinkle some seeds in when he was done. When he was done, he proudly came in the house and proclaimed, "I helping Daddy, Mama! I finding clues and helping Daddy!"
Thankfully, a good night after a loud, energized evening. Thankfully after supper, no one gave a darn about the balloons.